They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
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Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
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