it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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