Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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