Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize