Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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