would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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