Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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