I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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