They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
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My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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