She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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