too bad you live with your parents still
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
and she was petting her beer can
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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