Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
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He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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