its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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