it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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