we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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