Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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