No, drunk sperm still make babies.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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