Small penises have feelings too.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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