p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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