he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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