fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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