Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Randomize
