I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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