Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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