just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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