Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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