Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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