I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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