In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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