Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Randomize
