you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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