Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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