When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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