So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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