wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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