Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Randomize
