I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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