Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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