tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
