I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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