Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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