Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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