He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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