i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
