your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
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The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
the raccoons are back...
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