he referred to my room as the tit cave...
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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