There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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