you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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