I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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