I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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