Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Boobs speak an international language.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
