We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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