Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
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You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
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Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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