erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Its about making memories worth repressing
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
The adults are the big ones right?
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