If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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