I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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