true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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