I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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